It’s Cosplay Time, by Nikki Ward.
He doesn’t indiscriminately kill random characters.
He intentionally and deliberately kills characters for whom it makes sense to die.
An unusual amount of characters die in his books because most writers won’t commit to realism enough to do the same.
The guy who has no idea how brooms work:
This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:
This guy who has no control over his arm movements:
My goal in the acting career: to make a fool of myself in the background
this is what I mean by it shouldn’t be any different the other way round
i want the first scene of the deadpool movie to be a shot of wade in his sexy maid outfit singing celine dion while decapitating bad guys outside a taco joint. i feel that would best grasp the essence of deadpool.
Clear learns the various ways of high-five pranks
my coworker does the jellyfish thing to people
you fucked up
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS
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